Monday, January 2, 2017

Fucked

With the upcoming inauguration, I am reminded of a joke.  And this goes out to every single person that earns less than me, that voted for Trump.

A man is walking along a beach and comes across a quadriplegic woman laying in the sand.  He stops to talk to her, and after a few minutes, the woman says, "Can you hug me?  I've never been hugged before."  The man hugs her, and they continue talking.  A few minutes more go by, and the woman says, "Can you kiss me?  I've never been kissed before."  Feeling a little awkward, the man obliges, and they continue to talk.  After a few minutes more, the woman says, "Can you fuck me?  I've never been fucked before."  The man dutifully nods his head, picks her up, throws her into the water, and says, "Now, you're fucked!"

Does this sound like any recently elected world leader to you?

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