Friday, November 8, 2024

Instant Karma

Now, I am smiling.  It hasn't been a week yet, and trump has already screwed his voters.

To that, all I have to say is: How does that win feel now?

The simple fact of the matter is that everyone with a modicum of understanding of how taxes, tariffs, and economics work said that the tariff would hurt americans, even the school that the orange dipshit graduated from said it, but making an informed rational decision took a backseat to owning the libs, and now you are paying for it.

How do those lib tears taste now?  You may want to save them up, so that you have something to put under the christmas tree.  Lord knows you won't be able to afford to put anything else there.


To anyone that wants to criticize me for a lack of sympathy, bite me.  I'm all out of sympathy for MAGA.  First, they did it to themselves, and second, I am too busy having empathy for all of the people that didn't vote for a convicted felon who have been, are being, and will be hurt by him and his cult.

I have empathy for every woman of child-bearing years who runs the risk of dying because she wants to raise a family or was raped, but not the ones who voted for trump.

I have empathy for all of the latinos that will be swept up by his mass deportation policy, but not the ones who voted for trump.

I have empathy for our senior citizens, who will see their social security and medicare disappear, but not the ones that voted for trump.

For those that did vote for him, here are your spoils.  And when you are really suffering because of your own stupidity, don't look to me for sympathy.  Look between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.


Wednesday, November 6, 2024

Open Letter to Trump Voters

I have gone through a lot of emotions because of this election cycle, and I have finally settled on apathy, but before I stop giving a damn about my country, I have a few things to say.

To all of the white men, I am waiting on your wives and daughters to die of complications from a pregnancy.

To all of the white women, good luck getting health care that is not related to a pregnancy.

To all of the senior citizens, have fun when social security and medicare are gone.

To hispanic men (you are pussies), you better be puerto rican or prepare to be deported.

To all of the pro-palestine voters that lodged a "protest vote" or didn't vote at all, thank you.  Because of you, I will never have to hear about Gaza again, because it won't exist.  let me know how that protest vote worked out for you after trump green lights netenyahu's genocide.

Finally, to North Carolina voters (who voted for a democratic governor but not Kamala Harris), I hope you get hit with more hurricanes.