So, here I am at 12:30, 11/09/16, the day after the election, and as it currently stands, Hillary Clinton has 215 electoral votes and that orange piece of shit has 244 electoral votes.
While no winner has yet been declared, I have one question: HOW IS THIS EVEN FUCKING CLOSE? I expected him to win Alabama (there is a reason why we have the term"Alabama stupid"), but what is Texas' excuse? Oh yeah, they gave us George W.
Suffice to say, when that son of an orangutan wins the presidency, I will firmly place all blame on every state that he won. As such, I will do the only thing that I can do to punish every one of those states, which is take my money elsewhere.
To all of you Amazon and eBay sellers, be wary of where you are, because I will not buy from a state that went red. All of you gulf state voters, you better learn to swim, because my exodus means that the next hurricane relief will not be paid for by me, because I will be exempt from U.S. federal taxes (just like your president).
In closing, to all of you Trump voters and to all of you "Bernie or Bust" people, when Donald Trump is your president, all I have to say is, "You get what you deserve."
Fuck you all!
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