Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Boycott America

So America, you just couldn't restrain yourself, could you?  Well, now you are going to get what you deserve.  Since all you care about is money, I am going to hit you where it hurts.  I am taking my money elsewhere.

As of today, I am officially boycotting any company headquarter in any state that was won by Donald Trump.  I will no longer drink Budweiser or Miller, because of Missouri and Wisconsin.  I will no longer buy Idaho potatoes.  With regard to sports, I will only attend games played by the Mets, Nets, Islanders, & Jets when they are against opponents from California, Illinois, Colorado, Washington, and the blue East Coast states (fuck you Pennsylvania and Ohio).  Michigan still hasn't decided what side of history they want to be on, but rest assured, their result will determine whether I ever buy an American made car again.  I could not make the F1 race in Texas this year, but I will not be going next year for a very different reason.  Instead, I will go see the Canadian Grand Prix.

Finally, I will not fund a Trump administration with my tax dollars.  As such, I am moving to Puerto Rico.

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